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Hit the snooze button and wake up next year. Right now, thatās how everyone wants it. The saying āget out of townā is one of total disbelief. Itās strange that hitting the snooze button, and gettin...
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To cut down a tree is not a crime, just a sin. Itās a crime if it hits your neighbourās house. The hole it leaves can be filled, but there will always be a part of you that says, āsomething grew he...
Read more![When love dies](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG_31F64288D8FB-1.jpg?v=1708102962&width=1179)
A broken appliance is like a broken heart. Washing machine dies = love dies. Life goes on but it will never be the same. I passed the place where all appliances go to rot. On the side of the highwa...
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Thereās a fire in my heart. It burns with passion for adventure. I rev up my bike and go where the road takes me. Usually to my motherās place. Well, I know thatās not exactly a searing drama, butā¦...
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Xmas wreaths that pop up in October are a bit like Billy Porter in a dress. Quaint, but weāve seen it all before. Planning a party when the world is such a mess seems selfish. But people are always...
Read more![I'm not the nude guy](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG_799FF9D4BE89-1.jpg?v=1708102637&width=1179)
Sex is not overrated, because itās just as necessary as going to the loo. Which means itās good for oneās health, and every now and then it comes out wrong. Ā I have forgiven myself for not making a...
Read more![My Phone Heart](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG_61C33B9F6C74-1.jpg?v=1708102523&width=1179)
Wish I could just Shazam random people and find out who they are, and what they are like. Apparently the great migration is going to materialise when your stupid little phone will have an extreme a...
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We are all looking for ourselves. I donāt say that we are lost but the signs on the highway tell us our destination, but not our current position. On the highway thereās a billboard for some debt c...
Read more![Interplanetary Jazz](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG_815E8AA20CEC-1.jpg?v=1708102287&width=1179)
When the aliens make contact Iāll be rooting for humanity, and not the other side. One hopes it wonāt be an either/or situation, but if it is I want to embrace the change, without giving up on my l...
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If dentists worked at public pools they would not be lifesavers. Dentists have the uncanny ability to inflict pain while casually talking about the rugby scores. Meanwhile, very few dentistsā room...
Read more![Energy Antidote Anecdote](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG_6435BDBC66DB-1.jpg?v=1708101979&width=1179)
Energy is this mega commodity that is sold to us like cheap candy. It absolutely is, when we buy sugar-laced vitamins that promise us a better day. Iām so tired of buying energy. I buy it for the l...
Read more![Car Friends](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/300_x_300_fRINGE_RED_CUT_OUTS.jpg?v=1708101845&width=3543)
Old men in the steam room at the gym say the same things about business every day.Ā These days I go there just to see if the prime rate has helped any of them lose weight; but for men over a certai...
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As I drove through a cop stop yesterday, I had the same feeling I had in school class. I hadnāt done anything wrong, and all my paperwork was in order. Yet I still felt that I may get caught out. G...
Read more![Keeping the flame alive](http://www.anonymousf.com/cdn/shop/articles/IMG-20230924-WA0038.jpg?v=1695577688&width=829)
Drove into town for supplies, and by that I mean some part of an old machine that doesnāt get manufactured anymore. And an old book thatās out of print. Ancient things that give away their secrets...
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