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Time is slime. That sort of sums up my trajectory as the planet I’m on spins despite itself. The point is that time cannot just be harnessed. Don’t believe Dr Who, your life is not a cult series on...

Rembrandt’s Night Watch

I once stood in front of Rembrandt’s Night Watch and I thought I was gonna faint. The fact that I didn’t was down to my travel partner, who had bought a Fanta with him, and I realised I was sorely ...

The Russet Burbank and the Length of Sentience

The Russet Burbank and the Length of Sentience Pain is everywhere. Humans and animals are not the only things that suffer. Potatoes suffer too. The growth of the Russet Burbank potato takes long—to...

Energy travels from high temperatures to low.

Energy travels from high temperatures to low. I guess there are plenty of people who know that. And once you find out, it makes complete sense. Think of fire, blazing while it moves to convert and ...

Who is the least productive artist in the world?

Who is the least productive artist in the world? I asked Meta and there was no real answer. Honestly, I was expecting it to mention some half-famous addict living under a bridge, but instead this i...

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No additional text. That’s what an empty file tells you when you open a blank page on Notebook. That in itself is text I guess, and the claim that it is not really text negates its very existence. ...

Okay I’m going to take a chance here and say

Okay I’m going to take a chance here and say that everyone has heard that ‘Love is a Drug’. The biggest joke is that if you feed the line into Google you get told, ‘yes, love can activate the same...

Space Invaders and I share a birthday

FRISpace Invaders and I share a birthday and what a blessing. I keep looking for signs from the universe, that my calling was from outer space. And there’s the proof. I don’t wish to seem like a co...

Art is created out of love and blood

Art is created out of love and blood. And blood and love and more blood. And air. Even in a world of multiples, all I feel are multiple forms of desire. It’s nuts to think that rules should not be...

Blue is the greatest colour.

Blue is the greatest colour. It’s the colour of spiritual desire whereas red is the colour of desire that festers in the sky or in the earth. It’s a no-brainer. I don’t really create art on the bas...

When the asteroid hits earth in 2032

When the asteroid hits earth in 2032 it may wake up the sleepy old art-world. Particularly the lazy artists who wait for the inspiration that comes with good weather. They’ll suddenly learn to pain...

Wind on Mars exists.

Fri You can see pictures of it taken by the Perseverance Rover, and it looks like there’s an ocean of fine black sand that could sink a ship. But there’s no swimming on Mars because there’s no wate...

She asked me if I’m a normal artist

She asked me if I’m a normal artist, and I said yes. Without thinking. Don’t trust your instincts. Then I asked her ‘and you, are you a normal non-artist?’ I just couldn’t think what the opposite o...

Meet Suzy and Mylo

Meet Suzy and Mylo, the quirky duo from Fringe’s New Art Toy Collection, the sweetest pop art pair that’ll tug sweetly at your heart strings. Suzy, a vibrant and optimistic kid, believes in making ...

The more things change

The more things change the more they don’t change enough. I’m not talking about politics I’m talking about food choices. Burgers to be precise. Of course you get good burgers and bad burgers. But, ...