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When it comes to sex in art, size doesn’t really matter. Viagra pills are so small that it’s amazing they can make anything grow. Clearly it’s down to chemistry. Which is what they say about love...

I’ve sunk low but could go further

The Titanic sank after hitting an ice berg. That could be the understatement of the last century. The ramifications for popular culture have been wide, but not beyond what one would expect. Ask L...

Art scene horror story

The Invasion of the Body Snatchers is one (two actually) of those zombie movies that teaches us how not to trust anybody. Mainly because zombies infect their pray by not harming the general appea...

The art of kissing

The art of kissing is multifaceted. The sentence sets me off with its reference to corny mainstream magazine culture where you have guides to everyday problems like losing weight or building musc...

You may have a heart of gold

The art of kissing is multifaceted. The sentence sets me off with its reference to corny mainstream magazine culture where you have guides to everyday problems like losing weight or building musc...

No devils and no gods

Anarchy attracts and repulses me. There are times when I want to defile the picture plane to get rid of any illusion, or any idea that I stood somewhere and painted what I saw. I’ve never seen an...

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Landscape or love

My trouble with landscape art began in school when I sat in art class looking at the romantics, wondering where the African bushveld fitted into the lush green hills of European art history. When...

The body is an artist

I’ve got this long running pain in my abdomen and it occurred to my doctor that it could be a prostate gland issue. The next part of the story is so predictable. The patient lowers his trousers a...

Baby superheroes

Clearly Superman wears red and blue because he’s saving America. It’s probably the case with Spiderman also, although because he is covered in webs there’s a lot of black in his costume too. Amaz...

Cynical in the city

Johannesburg gives us many gifts but we never fully appreciate them. The most simple being a place to call home. But home means different things to different people. Johannesburg is as defined by...

Dog artists

There isn’t a dog on earth that doesn’t understand the process of art making. That’s why they don’t let up while one is working. On Instagram I saw a meme that asked ‘is your cat trying to murder ...

Welcome to the matrix of the real

Reprodcution of Artists Works Sometimes, when I start a creating I think of Mopheus’s words from The Matrix: ‘Welcome to the desert of the real.’ I enjoy the fact that it’s a vintage statement ...

A magnificent day in paradise

Well it’s definitely not Bambi in the headlights — and Alice has become the headlights! I hope the painting Headlights to the Dawn will be a celebrated for giving new energy to some very dear old...

Pinocchio and the human heart

There is a print in which I got two random pictures to talk to each other in a meaningful way. The randomness was not really just like throwing two completely unrelated things together into one fr...