In a world of screens be a finger.

In a world of screens be a finger. In the 21st-Century the marketing industry is swamped with the selling of screens — like sun screen, window screens, smart TVs and the dreaded phone that rules your life. 

Problem is, now that we are all victims of Artificial Intelligence, we don’t have a screen that can filter out the junk. It’s coming though. Expect flashing warnings saying that this is not what the politician said.

In the beginning I had to explain to my dad why his phone screen needed a screen. He couldn’t believe that the latest million dollar industry was developed around a thin film of clear plastic, that would protect your world from a shattered life.

Previously, someone invented something called a phonedom [reference to the condom entirely intentional] — it was dirty and rubbery and really grossed me out. When the phonedom was finally discontinued I had already donated about 500 of them to the trash.

Apparently wild animals make terrible pets. Bears, racoons, lions and snakes just cannot be cuddled when they grow up. They eventually turn on you with venom and hate. Not only swimming pools need filters. #fringetheartist