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Time is slime. That sort of sums up my trajectory as the planet I’m on spins despite itself. The point is that time cannot just be harnessed. Don’t believe Dr Who, your life is not a cult series on...
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I once stood in front of Rembrandt’s Night Watch and I thought I was gonna faint. The fact that I didn’t was down to my travel partner, who had bought a Fanta with him, and I realised I was sorely ...
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The Russet Burbank and the Length of Sentience
The Russet Burbank and the Length of Sentience Pain is everywhere. Humans and animals are not the only things that suffer. Potatoes suffer too. The growth of the Russet Burbank potato takes long—to...
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